Not Dead Yet

I was coming back from my run this morning in the rain (have I mentioned it’s been raining?) when I was buzzed by a buzzard. Not once, but four or five times, the last time so low that I could hear the rush of air over its wings as it passed. They’re big birds, buzzards – not as big as eagles but big enough, frankly, under the circumstances. And I know I look like hell when I’m running, but I do wish they’d grant me the courtesy of waiting until I have actually collapsed, before coming in to deal with the corpse.

9 Responses to “Not Dead Yet”

  1. Dom Says:

    At least you weren’t harried by a harrier :D

  2. disgruntled Says:

    Oh I’d far rather be harried by a harrier than buzzed by a buzzard… harriers are way cooler than buzzards

  3. amillionpieces Says:

    Blimey. That would scare me witless, I’m bad enough with gulls.

  4. WestfieldWanderers Says:

    I’ve never been buzzed by a buzzard, or harried by a harrier, or krapped on by a kite or blatted by a barn owl; but I’ve been pooped by a pigeon, shat on by a seagull and mobbed by magpies.

  5. cha0tic Says:

    Deploy a decoy sheep carcase. Kind of like the chaff or flares that military planes use to distract missiles. That should work.

  6. disgruntled Says:

    Bleurgh. Running’s bad enough without a stinky sheep carcase in tow.

  7. Flighty Says:

    Be thankful that they’re not vultures! xx

  8. john gibson Says:

    great stuff, I was in mid wales two weeks ago and saw a red kite.

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