…although less of the old woman part, at thirty-*cough* I reckon I still qualify as youngish. And I didn’t go so far as to swallow the rest of the livestock, although a spider might have sneaked in there at some point while I was coughing and spluttering and not paying much attention. But I did swallow a fly. Gack. Must learn to keep my mouth shut when I cycle.
Indeed, some people might say, not just when I’m cycling…
July 23, 2008 at 12:53 pm |
Isn’t there some statistic that says the average person eats 5 spiders during their lifetime while they sleep? On the plus side apparently 40 is the new 30 which mean’s we’ve got time yet.
July 23, 2008 at 5:36 pm |
There’s no way that can be a statistic. How would they know?
July 23, 2008 at 7:02 pm |
87% of statistics are made up on the spur of the moment.
July 23, 2008 at 8:33 pm |
Now that I believe
July 23, 2008 at 9:28 pm |
Aha, I looked it up and apparently it’s a myth.
August 8, 2008 at 11:21 am |
[...] in other news, I have discovered that when it comes to insect ingestation, the one thing worse than swallowing a fly is inhaling it. So, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go cough up a lung. [...]