Comments on: This one’s for Steve

By: More Signs of Spring « Town Mouse

More Signs of Spring « Town Mouse — Fri, 27 Mar 2009 13:54:36 +0000

[...] to when they packed it in for the day – a long delay indeed. Still, the only alternative was Big A-Road and its Bicycle Lane To Nowhere, so I pressed on, hoping there’d be room for a bike to pass at [...]

By: disgruntled

disgruntled — Thu, 31 Jul 2008 09:43:38 +0000

Dammit, Moobs, I told you never to reveal I worked for the CIA…

By: Moobs

Moobs — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 22:21:35 +0000

I’ve seen this film. City-girl kick-box assassin runs from her former handlers in the CIA and hides in a remote village dedicating herself to chainsaw sculpture. Then one day she is provoked by some rowdy redneck tourists who invade her rural sanctuary and picnic in teh bike line. She kickboxes them to death and hides the bodies … but a one line local newspaper report does not go unnoticed in CIA HQ and now the hunt is on to find her and persuade her to one last job …

By: disgruntled

disgruntled — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 14:38:20 +0000

Oh well, that’s probably the EU’s fault. Or something.

By: yorksdevil

yorksdevil — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 12:50:49 +0000

Why are random cycle lane targets not in miles as they should be?

By: disgruntled

disgruntled — Wed, 30 Jul 2008 07:59:51 +0000

That’ll be all humans then.

By: Dom

Dom — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 23:19:44 +0000

From my experience even if the pedestrians have their own bit of pavement to walk on they’re going to walk on the cycle path because they’re idiots, but then in my view cyclists are idiots who don’t think that lights and pedestrian crossings apply to them and car drivers are idiots for all kinds of reasons, so maybe idiocy is transport agnostic?

By: Steve Kane

Steve Kane — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 22:15:03 +0000

You have a goat? Cool – you’re really taking this country living seriously, then.

By: disgruntled

disgruntled — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 18:24:24 +0000

Idiot car drivers reliably get my goat

By: Steve Kane

Steve Kane — Tue, 29 Jul 2008 16:26:50 +0000

Aaaahhhhh. That’s the stuff. Thanks Mousey. I would hate to think that you had nothing to get disgruntled about now that you are living the rural dream.