A public service announcement from Stena Line:
‘All passengers: this is to warn you that Curious George is on board today and will shortly be performing a dance routine in the central section of the boat’
It’s nice to be warned, to be honest. It’s not the sort of thing you’d want to stumble over unawares.






Well, did you see Curious George? Was the dance routine good? Did you join in (I bet you did)? And did the audience clap or boo you? I think we should hear the full story.
On-board entertainment, at no extra cost I presume! What more could you ask for!
Nick – I decided that the whole thing was best left to the imagination.
Flighty – I would probably have paid more for NO entertainment, but fortunately we were in the ‘quiet zone’