Caution Contains Nuts

It’s comforting to know that however far you may roam

Caution! Contains Sheep

And however secure you may feel

Caution! Contains pollen

Messrs Health ‘n’ Safety have got there before us to assess all the dangers and point them out to us,  sometimes with little pictures:

Even the ones we might reasonably expect to have handled before

And yet, amazingly, they let us out to cross the road – and drive home – without any warnings at all.

(all images taken from one not-very-dangerous heritage site – by no means the worst offender. And that wasn’t even all of them…)