We were in Bigtown this afternoon looking for a new phone for the other half and I was horrified to discover a cheapie pay as you go phone being advertised as perfect for playing music on the bus*. What next – ‘this throwaway phone is perfect for setting up your next crack deal’? ‘Use this video phone in all your happy slapping adventures’? I’m shocked, frankly. It’s not as though the little sods seem to need any encouragement.
*Of course, now that the other half has tuned his to blast out Radio 4, perhaps we can be the nuisances sodcasting at the back. Half an hour of ‘You and Yours’ should give us a bit of space to ourselves the next time we’re on the train…
Steve Wright or Jeremy Vine should clear the place for you!
Maybe it incorporates my idea of a small explosive charge designed to go off if you decide to go through all your ring tones or sodcast in a public place and they’re craftily encouraging the oiks to blow themselves up… ah… such a sweet sweet dream
Mrs UHDD – yes, but then I’d have to listent to them too, whereas I’ve developed a tolerance for you & yours (or U’n'yrs as I suppose I should call it) over the years.
Dom – I think Messrs Health & Safety would have something to say about that.