Mykeyboardisbuggered
Sendspaces…
Update
It is now fixed, with the help of Google and a community of people out there who like their keyboards to be really, really clean and who tell you all about it on the internet. There are two ways to clean a laptop keyboard, apparently. The official way is to use a can of compressed air but really, I draw the line at buying a tin of air. The other way is to lever off all the little keys and clean out underneath them, which is not recommended.
So, after some thought – and having had a poke about with a little rubber bulb thing that blew non-compressed air – I naturally had a go at removing the keys. I didn’t go for the space bar straight away – I’m not that reckless – but after 17 years working in IT I had never had cause to use the ‘Alt Gr’ key, so I decided to practise on that first. Then having mastered removing and replacing that I moved onto the ‘B’ key, being near the middle of the space bar. First I removed an impressive amount of fluff, which helped a little bit, but still the space bar was sticking. Then I had a bit more of a rummage about and managed to hoick out a stone.
To give you an idea of the scale, it was like this, but smaller. Although not much. Seriously, who on earth gets gravel in their keyboard? Had it been chocolate biscuit crumbs, it would have been understandable, but not stones. Perhaps it was left there by the ants?




November 15, 2009 at 1:46 pm |
Here you go:
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That should keep you going for a bit
November 15, 2009 at 1:47 pm |
RATS!!!!!!
Didn’t work
November 15, 2009 at 3:22 pm |
Thanks, it’s fixed now…
November 15, 2009 at 7:50 pm |
I was rather ill the last time I cleaned out my keyboard – also by prising all the keys off. I tend to think their may have been some biological weapon or something in thete.
November 15, 2009 at 8:13 pm |
When I used to work in an office and still wore hard contact lenses I managed to get a lense wedged in between keys on my office keyboard.
So embarassing.
November 15, 2009 at 9:05 pm |
Pete – obviously you’d been sneezing on it…
DM – had you fallen asleep on it?
November 15, 2009 at 10:31 pm |
And the best thing? You got to use ‘hoick’ in a post.
November 16, 2009 at 10:52 am |
I’m building myself up to ‘fankle’
November 16, 2009 at 9:36 pm |
Should be using a Mac – you’d not get any gravel under the keys
November 17, 2009 at 4:01 pm |
hehe – that was satire, right?