I Know I’m going to Regret this…

… but …

where’s my snow?

Everybody else has snow.

All we’ve got are these:

Lots of these

And they’re pretty and all, but it’s rubbish sledding on them.

What is the Point…

… of moving to Scotland, and enduring being sodding freezing for the last ten days, and learning how to make blazing log fires, and having the Met Office foaming at the mouth with Severe Weather Warnings, and going panic-buying at Bigtown Tescos and hearing how blizzards are definitely, definitely, well 80% probability but practically definitely, going to dump up to 20cm of snow on you overnight…

… if you wake up and discover it’s been raining?