Hissing Down

OK it has now been raining ALL day, despite the Met office site confidently stating that it wouldn’t rain and persistently denying that it had rained, and despite Raintoday also agreeing that it wasn’t raining and hadn’t rained and never would rain when patently, looking out of the window, it was doing nothing but rain. This was especially annoying because I had been spending the time while waiting for it to stop raining reading up about the scientifically proven benefits of cycling (did you know, for instance, that regular cycling, quite apart from making you thinner, healthier, less depressed and 40% less likely to die,* can basically take up to 10 years off your actual age in fitness terms?**) and it was making me want to get out on my bike. I’d arranged to go out for the paper in the morning with a friend but cancelled that and then I spent most of lunchtime staring out the window trying to convince myself that it was easing up a bit. Finally, at around 2:30 it paused for breath and I dashed out, not so much thinking that the rain had stopped as knowing that it was my best chance to fool myself that it would be all right.

I’m slowly, slowly, getting better about cycling – or rather setting off – in the rain. The everything-bar-the-apocalypse-proof jacket helps, and has proved to be entirely waterproof and breathable although that doesn’t help with my bottom half. And I can’t say yet that I actually enjoy it in any meaningful sense of the word. But mainly I have been managing to just grit my teeth and concentrate on my own personal entirely unscientific and supported-only-by-anecdotal-evidence belief that regular drenchings on the bike, preferably accompanied by a chill wind, are what keeps the old immune system going. All the periods of my life when I’ve been cycling regularly, through wind and rain and fog and hail (including sitting around in soaking wet things for hours afterwards) I’ve had almost no colds and never had to take a day off work, whereas at other times I’ve been as sickly as the next person. It goes against everything your granny’s ever told you but that’s what I’ve found. And after this afternoon’s ride, I’ll either have topped up my immune system for another few weeks, or I’m due a nasty bout of hubris-induced double pneumonia. Only time will tell.

* In the short term. Obviously in the long run the probability of dying is 100%; cycling’s good for you but it’s not that good…

**Of course that’s according to Cycling England and cycling didn’t do very much for its longevity did it? No amount of cycling-related fitness will save you if you get hit by a truck marked ‘we simply can’t afford it’. Coalition bastids. But that’s a rant for another day

5 Responses to Hissing Down

  1. sebbie says:

    So that’s where our rain is. Its been forecast for the last three days but only the occasional spot has been seen. Most of the plants at the allotment are so young they’ve not really experienced proper rain, only the hose pipe.

    I can’t even take advantage of the dry weather because my bike is off the road.

  2. Kirsten says:

    Frustrating, isn’t it? Given the amount of rain we’ve had here over the last nine months, I’ll be growing gills and fins soon.

  3. disgruntled says:

    Sebbie – believe me if I could send it your way I would. But you might want to try getting that bike back on the road – guaranteed rain
    Kirsten – what’s really annoying is May is usually our month for fine weather, looks like we had that in April

  4. WOL says:

    I heard somewhere that the leading cause of death is life. And anyway, old wives’ tales nothwithstanding, you catch colds from people who have colds, not from being soaked and chilled.

  5. disgruntled says:

    I know – I think some of the reason using a bike cuts down on coughs and colds is keeping you off public transport & all its attendant germs

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