1. Thou shalt not turn down any jobs
2. The jobs shall never arrive when the client says they will
3. If multiple jobs can arrive at the same time they will
Law three particularly applies when you are planning a visit to your parents followed by a trip down to London. Which is why, instead of a blog post, you’ll have to be satisfied a nice photo instead.
Miniature parental figures included for scale. It’s amazing how they shrink, isn’t it?