In preparation for the big day tomorrow I spent an hour or so this afternoon selecting my very best produce and carefully washing it and preparing it for the village show. And then, obviously, tweeted this fact to the world. And got this reply
I really hope that anyone who’s paid even the most cursory attention to my blog or twitter feed would know just exactly how unlikely that would be…
Still, it would make for a *very* different village show
Town Mouse 
The word p(r)imped may have played a role in the misunderstanding, as well. 😉
Hmm. I suppose there could be a follow-up to Calendar Girls in there somewhere…
velovoice – yes, I was very careful to include the ‘r’, having made that mistake myself
Autolycus – the x-rated version…