Exciting* Sheep News

The field on one side of the house has suddenly been upgraded with the addition of some ewes and their lambs, who have perhaps grown a bit beyond the maximum cute stage.

But are beginning to look fairly delicious.

Fortunately this is not the field with the hole in the fence, which I imagine would not prove lamb-proof even with my improvised defences. Even so, I imagine my lamb-putting-back-in-field adventures are by no means over.

* Not really

What is this Life …

… if, full of care / We have no time to stand and stare?

There’s a field I pass on the way into Bigtown which is now full of lambs, still at their maximally cute knobbly-kneed, propeller tail stage. They’ve been sheltering by the trees right by the road, maximising photo-taking opportunities, but every time I’ve been passing I’ve been hurrying to catch a train or bus, or meet someone, or otherwise have not had time to stop. Today was probably another such occasion, but it was also a glorious if somewhat chilly spring moment so I thought I’d better try and seize the moment before they grew more reminiscent of Sunday lunch than spring.

Of course they all mostly ran away and hid behind their mothers as soon as they saw the bike, so you’ll just have to imagine the cuteness.

Sure Signs of Spring

Greyish brown blobs of frogspawn in every puddle and ditch…

… and litle white blobs fleeing over the hill at the sight of a blogger with a camera phone

You’ll just have to take my word for it that the lambs are gambolling away like gooduns and are very cute, but a tad flighty.

Routine Ford Update

Because we haven’t had one of those for a while, and I know you like them.

Ford status: almost dry

Frogspawn update: the annual race between the maturing frogs and the drying up of the ditch has now begun. Ordinarily in south west Scotland this would not be an issue, but given the shallowness of the ditch that Mrs Frog has chosen for her offspring this year, I’m afraid it’s the ditch’s race to lose this year. I will keep you posted, unless it all gets too desperate in which case I’ll probably draw a veil.

Bonus ickle lambs: normally given my phone camera capabilities, lambs are usually rendered as white dots on this blog, but apparently I looked enough like a farmer (it must be the tweed cap) to these sheep that they all came running over hoping for tasty sheep treats. Their disappointment is your gain.

We then climbed a 1-in-5 hill to reach the top of the ford road and back into a suddenly icy headwind. Inexplicably, Sustrans haven’t included this in their national cycling network yet, although I imagine it’s only a matter of time.

The Fine Art of Knowing when to Quit

Marvellous as they are, my ice tyres don’t quite manage to cope with the situation where all the snow in the surrounding fields has been blown into the road where it has gone just slushy enough to make even the most intrepid cyclist have to deploy God’s stabilisers just to stay upright.

I had a feeling that every dip and hollow between Nearest Village and the Papershop was going to be similar and so, not being all that intrepid, I turned round and deployed the other half in a car instead.

It’s going to be fun when this lot melts…

But after dire stories in the news about buried sheep, I was relieved to see these little chaps looking so chipper. Clearly right inside the feed bucket is the place to be this March…

And Little Lambs Eat Ivy

After the first few bleating woolly blighters were spotted earlier this week … suddenly our fields are full of lambs. I’d been meaning to post earlier but only managed to get self, camera, camera’s SD card and lambs all into roughly the same place this morning.

And obviously, given I was on a bike, aka the scariest thing in the world, by ‘same place’ I mean me on the edge of the field and sheep and lambs as far away as possible on the other side, testing the limits of my zoom.

Although one family was rather more inclined to pose

Until Mum decided enough was enough and led her pair away from the limelight

Some of the lambs were already forming lamb gangs all the better to start their assault on any gaps in the walls. I suspect my rides down to the papershop are shortly going to be punctuated by futile attempts to keep them off the road and safely in their fields. And it’s not just the sheep, either. I was stopped on my way back from the pub last night by the local sheepdog breeder and trainer who’d lost one of his best bitches.* I don’t know if he found her or not, but if not, perhaps she can join me on my mission …

* as in female dog, not something to go with his hoes.

Springing an Escape

Spring continues – not that you’d know it from the weather – and the lambs are getting ever more inventive at getting out of their fields, and no brighter at getting back in. On my way to and from the papershop today I stopped to usher a total of six lambs into three separate fields, two of which had escaped via a drainage culvert. At one point, I was standing there looking at one particularly dim specimen saying ‘under the gate. You’ve got to go under the gate you stupid creature’ as it tried every other combination of non-lamb-sized gaps without working out the obvious huge gap underneath (in fairness to myself, it did keep looking at me as if to say ‘now what?’ and it seem impolite not to stand there offering any advice, even if I don’t speak sheep).

I’d leave them where they were to get on with it but I’d hate to come back and find one I’d left to its own devices lying broken on the road. This morning, just after I’d seen three lively ones back into a field and was heading towards the village, I met a car coming the other way going way too fast for our road. I mean, I know that technically the speed limit on our roads is 60mph but anyone who thinks doing that on a road that’s too narrow to have a white line down the middle has to be an idiot. Quite apart from all the lambs around at the moment, I saw at least one deer on the same road – and it’s not unknown for there to be straying cattle around either, not to mention other cars. You’d think people would have a thought for their bodywork, if nothing else. Most people drive responsibly but every so often you get someone who sees the road widen out a little (and by ‘widen out’ I mean ‘still not wide enough for two cars to pass each other without going on the verge) and just puts their foot down as if the .5 of a second they’ll cut off their journey time is worth running the risk of having Larry the Lamb impaled on their front windscreen wiper.

In fact, I really have no idea why the speed limit is 60 on that road. I’d hate to see loads of new speed limit signs going up, but it surely isn’t beyond the wit of man just to say that if the road’s not wide enough for a white line, it’s not wide enough to go above 40? It wouldn’t cost a penny and it would mean I could spend less time anxiously shepherding juvenile sheep back to their fields. Either that or I have to work out some universally understood hand signal for ‘little woolly bundles of cuteness up ahead, please slow down’. Or possibly just ‘try not to drive like a twat, eh?’