Just Be Grateful There Are No Pictures on this Post

Any of you looking at the last post and thinking ‘awww wook at de widdle kitty’ should be aware that more than once, when weeding the cobbles, I have come across a patch of moss that’s a little flatter and greyer and, well, furrier, than moss normally is and realised that what I have just weeded up is in fact what is left of a mouse once the widdle kitty has finished playing with it and has left it lying around for the elements to do their worst: think flattened mummified mouse suit, if that helps.

I am grateful to Belgian Waffle for pointing me towards this helpful resource in cat deciperhing